The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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