I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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