weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I currently don't understand fingers.
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