Can Purell be used as lube?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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