is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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