You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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