all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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