im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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