plz talk dirty to me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
