Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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