See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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