I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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