is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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