I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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