drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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