when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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