I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Randomize