you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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