he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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