Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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