we have officially lost it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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