Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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