Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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