Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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