he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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