The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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