I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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