my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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