Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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