you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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