so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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