I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
In America we eat man semen.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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