i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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