He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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