Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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