That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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