As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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