A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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