When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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