So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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