Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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