My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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