Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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