I cockslap morals
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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