I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize