Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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