She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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