Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
DRUNK COOKIES
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