After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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