The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
