this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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