just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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