On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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