I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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