brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize