My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Randomize
